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July 30 Sexy Woman on the BeachMay 22 THE SOFT BET Sam and Abe, now in their
eighties, first met in grade school. Their relationship now is playing cards,
playing jokes and making bets. One day Sam calls Abe and says, "I bet you that mine is longer soft than yours is hard. A thousand dollars..." Abe replies, "How can that be? If you know anything about biology you...." Sam interrupts, "I called for a bet, not a lecture. Mine is longer soft than yours is hard. A thousand dollars... YES OR NO?" Abe says, "OK, OK. I'll take that bet. How long is yours soft?" Sam answers, "Eleven years!" March 03 MOTHER NATURE There were these two best friends
out playing golf one beautiful day. After hitting their tee shots, both noticed
that neither was even close to the fairway. One friend hit it way left, the
other way right. They decided that since the shots were so bad, they'd just meet up at the hole. So the first guy went off and looked and looked and finally found his ball sitting down deep in a field of beautiful Buttercups. He promptly pulled out his 7 iron and started whacking away. Buttercups were flying everywhere, but the ball wouldn't come out. Well, finally Mother Nature got mad. She came up from the ground and said to the man, "I've created this beautiful field of Buttercups and you have no respect for them at all, now they are ruined. I'm going to have to punish you. Since these are Buttercups, your punishment is that you cannot have butter for a year." The man started to laugh and went back to whacking at the Buttercups. Mother Nature said, "Hey, this is no laughing matter. What do you find so funny?"  The man looked up and said, "My buddy is over on the other side in the Pussywillows." 
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